@KaeyaSyndrome 's sussy baki (he took away my Venti PFP and banner, as well as my heart - we're not dating though, because he's in love with Mr. Kayak ✋🙄) <3

On a scale of one to gay I am the James Charles of Wattpad 🤩

Once saved a chicken from being hit by my reckless driving. Also once told a lie and had an already-roasted rotisserie chicken thanks to my car's overheating process 🐔

I made a bet on a Pokémon Go game; if the bet was lost, I would let people eat my Exterior Front Entry Wood Door M280A 1D+2SL 18"-36"x80", Right Hand Swing In - I lost (and am now doorless). I also almost got lost while trying to go to the library once.

Btw, have you ever heard of the hit game AmOnG uS? 😳😳😳
Walt 🗿, I 🥶 don't 🚫 know 🧠, man... 👊😔 You've 👉 been 😫 seeming 📸🤨 sus 🧐 lately... 👹 It's 😲 almost 🤷‍♀️ like 😏 we 🤏 have 👀 an 🥺 impostor 🔪 among us. 😶 I 🥶 saw 👁 that 💅 you 👉 wanted- DON'T 🙅‍♀️ LIE 🤥 TO 🍵 ME, 😠 WALT! 👿 YOU 👉 SUSSY 📮 BAKA! 💞
(Amogus reference 😫)

Crushing on buff impostor, hold the sus sauce 😋💪📮


I know; we're both hoping this account is satire rn 🙂

P.S., I unironically overuse the word "poggers" and intend to overthrow god himself 😉 Oh, and cancel culture fears me more than how much your mom fears my massive- My massive heart 🥰


Hmu if you want to be my big tiddied gamer girl goth gf <3 Especially if you're the librarian from Hilda <333

Now that you've read this all:
Hippity Hoppity, your soul is now my property 🐸👻

/shaking and crying and impolitely wetting your hardwood flooring with my salty crocodile tears on a constant basis\
*Vine boom*