Ventisfavourite

STOP READIBF THE FUCKING FICS I WROTE WHEN I WAS TWELVE. I’m nearly seventeen now and I’m actually about to tweak. I would delete them if it weren’t for the fact that I REFUSE to delete anything I write unless I absolutely have to because… progress… and also it could be someone’s favourite you know?
          
          But they actually cannot be this good. And also, thanks to everyone that’s followed me but I will no longer be updating on this account. All the ongoing fics are discontinued. I still write but I write on ao3 now. I don’t even write for some of these ships anymore. I’m not discontinuing my fics for a lack of interest in the ship, but for a lack of interest in the plot. My storylines now are far more complex and it doesn’t interest me to put hard work into something that wasn’t even planned out… like at all. I wrote all my fics with zero plan and a few plot points in my head of what I wanted to happen. I do not do that anymore lol.
          
          Sorry to everyone that was looking forward to more, but this account is literally just a… memorial?? I don’t know. A place for all my old works to sit for memory’s sake. I won’t be deleting them but they’ll never be updated.
          
          Thanks for the support. It means a lot, and hey? You might find me on ao3 one day, but my username is not the same on there and I won’t be disclosing it ❤️ 

DONT talk to me about my fics. I was 12 when I wrote them, looking back 3 years later I feel like I’m going to have a brain aneurism ohmygod it’s all so bad.
          
          I don’t blame the ‘second hand embarrassment’ comments because what in the name of Shrek was that smut. What was I thinking. I swear in the name of god I am so much better and improved so much since then.
          
          Whenever I read back on my work here I get the insatiable urge to just delete all my works and this app and never speak of it again. If I reread one more line of my old writing, I might just pass away.
          
          I’m Sobbing, crying, shaking, having a meltdown, absolutely inconsolable, never going to recover, tears are spilling, death is calling my name, having flashbacks.
          
          To younger me, please seek professional help.

Are you alive? 

When's the part 2 with Xiao escaping celestia 

Guys some dude from my school found my account, Mr A, if you see this please dont tell anyone, Im sorry I called u a nerd, ur actually my favourite nerd boy at our school <333
          -thanks bestie

Dildo

GUYS TYSM FOR 100+ FOLLOWERS <3
          LOVE U ALL SM 

I hope you guys realise that I CAN SEE when you add my stories to collections called "books that make me wet"
          
          ...

Instead of drinking water from the fridge like a normal person, my dumbass went to the bathroom tap and almost got stuck in the sink.

My favourite thing about myself is how insufferable i am.
          
          You CANNOT have an argument with me, i might be reasonable but most of the time ill just respond with "cope" or "snore"
          
          LMFAO