I was looking up at the ceiling, not focusing on anything in particular, but my mind was going at 100 miles per second.
"What if there was a story, where Alfred and Arthur - it'd be an AU - were roommates... in college, an-"

A mumbling took my attention away from my far-away fantasy. My eyes snapped back to the cameraman as I replied.
"Wait, we're recording? Ah!"

I struggled to remember my lines under the pressure of the critics, cameramen and the editor - who was writing down my every word, preparing it for the "About Me" section on my Wattpad profile.

"Hello, friends! I am Verbally_Inescapable, and this is my Wattpad account! I specilise in writing Romance, Humour, and Fanfictions, so if that isn't your cup of tea... I don't know what you plan to do here.
The fanfictions I write may vary, but I plan on writing mostly about "Hetalia" - owned by Hidekaz Himaruya, not myself. As said, I love romance, so you can expect a bit of shipping. My OTP is USUK, if anyone was wondering.
But, I also love humour. Humour is great, a laugh a day keeps the fat away (kinda)! So... you could see genres ranging from Drama to Romantic comedies to absolute Crack!"

I knew I had to finish soon, I wasn't sure if there was a word limit on the "About Me"; so I began to wrap it up.
"That's probably all you need to know, so if you're interested in what I've got, go check my stories to see if I've written anything yet!
I'll be seeing you!"

As I finished, I relaxed. The ordeal was over. I sincerely hoped that the others would accept me and keep their flames to themselves.
'Contrary to popular belief, I'm not turned on by jerks.' I thought to myself, in a rather sarcastic tone too.

But hey, "Haters gonna hate, hate, hate?" (but please, can u not)

EDIT: as a side note, I wanted to add some names I can be called
• Verbally Inescapable
• The one and only pineappledactyl
• Tales (if you really wanna (leave out that oxford comma (/shot)))