So um.. since I told the whole planet about this I might as well tell you guys so um ALICIA MOTHER FUCKING TAYLOR NOTICED ME ON INSTAGRAM LIKE FOUR TIMES NOW IM GONNA DIE IM LITERALLY STILL SHAKING NOW MORE PEOPLE STARTED FOLLOWING ME BECAUSE OF HER ARE WE BEST FRIENDS NOW LIKE IM LITERALLY CRYING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!!! I THINK SHE SHOWED COREY TOO DONT ASK ME HOW I KNOW THAT I JUST KNOW !!!!!!!!!!!
@Vermil1on
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!
IT WAS A SUCCESS
NGL I HAD GOTTEN IT STUCK IN MY HEAD & HAD BEEN HOPING TO GET IT OUTTA MY HEAD BUT I GUESS IN THIS CASE IT LEDT ME AND IT WENT TO YOU...
[LOOKS AT COREY]
"THATS BAD COREY... BAD BOY... NO COOKIES AND NO COFFEE FOR 8 MONTHS... YOU HEAR ME BOI... (LOOKS AT DISTURBEDS GIY DAVID DRAIMOND) NOW AS FOR YOU DAVID... YOUVE BEEN A GOOD BOI SO HERES A SOFT COOKIE PLUSHIE
COREY:
[SAD MAGGOT NOISES THEN A SLIPKNOT STYLE GROWL AS DAVID WALKS BY HIM]
DAVID:
[CONTENT "OH WAH-AH-AH-AH" NOISES]