Vermiliona Portsmouth

So you don't have to read miles of profile information about me that you wouldn't really care about anyway, I'm summed up what I think the most important things are and written them all in a convenient little summary of awesomeness! See below. 

FACT: My (pen) name is Vermiliona Portsmouth.
FACT: I am a female, if you didn't deduce that from the 'a' at the end of my name.
FACT: I'm a vegetarian, living in a town filled to the greasy brim with pounds and pounds of barbeque.
FACT: My favorite word is "gurgenschnizzle", even though it doesn't exist. I also like "loquacious".
FACT: I believe in tachyons. The junior physicists here will know what that means.
FACT: I enjoy writing, reading, and learning about psychology, among other (slightly more normal) pursuits.
OPINION: The written and spoken word will change the world; in fact, it already has, numerous times. Therefore, we Wattpad enthusiasts are at a great advantage for world dominion someday. OH YEAH.
OPINION: Left-handed scissors, the Cheesecake Factory's avocado eggrolls, and the alphabet are the three greatest things ever invented.
FACT: THE ANSWER TO THE ULTIMATE QUESTION IS 42. Douglas Adams said it, and we'd all better believe it.

Anyway, thanks for ingesting that small quantity of information. I'll leave you to take a look around now. Comments on my works would be greatly appreciated (and so would votes, if you liked them). If there's something of yours that you REALLY, REALLY want me to read, please leave me a message!