Veronica <3

When the guy you’ve been plotting on for years finally likes you back but he’s dating someone 

You can rip yaoi from my cold dead hands I don’t even care

Can’t make me care about anything when I’m going to be in Rome next week

That one guy be normal about challenge GO! Level: impossible 

Do I look like the real thing?

My life is a replica of the book of Job

I just say morning, because if it was a good morning I’d be with that wrestler. /ref
          
          PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 2X STATE CHAMP COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU 

It’s back, my magnum opus, my ethically questionable book has returned 

What if I posted my Macbeth writing assignment 

Guys it’s chocolate calendar season (advent)