"The truth is messy. It's raw and uncomfortable. You can't blame people for preferring lies."
― Holly Black, Red Glove 

"What doesn't kill me better run." - Kaz
― Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows 

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
- Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

"Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after." - Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Help me, Mars-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope." Logan Echolls, Veronica Mars

And really, this is all you need to know about me.