"Oh, fuck me." He moaned under his breath.
"With pleasure." I responded reflexively. He turned towards me, clearly holding back a chuckle behind his sly grin.
"What was that?" He challenged, cocking his head to the side.
"With. Pleasure." I repeated, in the most challenging voice I could manage, squinting my eyes at him.
"Too bad this is only just a fan fiction." He shrugged, finally letting a laugh slip between his perfect lips.
"What? God fucking damn it, are you serious?"

I stop typing.