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Baldi's Basics Song (You're Mine)
Hi, I'm Baldi
Nice to meet ya!
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia!
Book's you're a game? Just shout my name!
While you let me use my whip.
So that's one book right,
but you're all wrong!
You haven't even let me use my thong
while i sing you this song, it goes ding dong
Like the door I open on you.
Here's a tip: abandon ship..
Or you're gonna see my
CAMPFIRE W I L L Y
Oh, oh, oh, hi there!
Welcome to my hooker palace!
Oh, oh, oh, hi there!
Please don't leave, I have no friends
Oh, oh, oh, hi there!
Let's go camping, let me touch ya
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there!
Haha, I tied you up!
Every boy and girl come dance around, let's get an orgy started!
Get the bully's fist and a skipping rope, we'll fill your asshole with it.
Gonna make it coca cola.
Gonna send you right back to detention. Pay attention to my dick's ascension. 16 bits of dodgy tension.
You cry, I just hit harder. You're wrong, i'll speed up faster. I rigged this for my pleasure. In this classroom, I'm the Master.
O-oooooooooooo
I'm gonna make you scared of me.
O-oooooooooooo
You.
Are.
My ecstasy.
BITCH!
RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS SLOW DOWN SHOUTING NOISES THAT SOUND LIKE FUCK YOU BALDI!
x4
-SEXY INSTRUMENTAL-
Don't.
Eat.
Ass.
In the halls.
x4
HAHAHA, JUST KIDDING!
BITCH!
RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS SLOW DOWN SHOUTING NOISES THAT SOUND LIKE FUCK YOU BALDI!
x4
Rats, you got away!
(Sigh)
Guess i'll die. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://youtu.be/IlouAA8mRZo