𝔏𝔞𝔡𝔶 𝔙𝔦 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝟠𝟜𝟡𝟝

My quote page (includes the best quote(s) ever):

"GO EAT MURDER NOW"
- Queen Willow, sometime early 2024

"I can retire!"
- Me, sometime 2024

"I forgot to add that to my quotes page"
- sometime in 2024

"I was raised by storks"
- Paincake dunno when 2024

"hOw sAboTaGe"
- Me, June 12 or 13 2024

"Oh that's god"
- Willow, June 15 (or 16, depending on time zone) 2024

"Noodl... this is gonna be a long death scene." 
- Me, sometime in 2024

"And I'm not no"
-Noodl, June 2024

"Apparently to my sleep-deprived brain, old people is a gender."
- me, after midnight, talking to an equally sleep-deprived friend

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I didn't like my old about me, but I didn't know quite how to change it without directly copying what someone else did, so you get to see this instead ;)

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Bow down to Queen Willow 

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My books in order:

A Psycho Soulmate
(Yes I'm aware there is only one book, but there should be more at some point so best to have the list here now)

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Go follow these peeps

@_TheWillowTree_

@Xcreed07

@WiseWing77

@GoodTimesWithMurder

@The-Lone-Granger

@TahliaGrace28

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I'm part of the following fandoms:
Hermitcraft
(Is the Life Series a fandom?)
Empires
PJO/HoO/ToA
Harry Potter
TTS
OUAT

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I am:
5'7
Still a mental child thanks to Covid >:(
Not easily offended, hit me with your worst jokes lol
Stressed atm

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If you got this far, here's a peanut butter drop cookie recipe

DISCLAIMER: I'm American, so I'm using American measurements, idk if it's the same for other countries

Ingredients:
1 cup peanut butter
1 egg
1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar

Directions:
Preheat oven to 350°
Mix ingredients in a bowl
Roll into walnut-size balls
Place on ungreased cookie sheet
Flatten with fork dipped in sugar
Bake for 8-12 minutes (or until a toothpick inserted into the center of a cookie comes out clean)
 
Let cool before eating