@VietnameseCat
I should be Wonder Woman for Halloween. Maybe for once someone can fill out that costume of hers. #herassisflat
@VietnameseCat I'm probably gonna be Willy Wonka (because of my hair), Pennywise (2017), or maybe Loki.
"We should totally go out and do stuff together because I'm bored and all this human work is too easy"
@_BlondVille_ "Hmm," Jade gave a small nod, "Well you might have a hard time in Louis Vuitton, most things are form fitting, but they have some nice shirts,".
@VietnameseCat "Mostly t-shirts and shorts any smaller I can't where since my boobs and thighs keep growing unfortunately"she said with a small shrug
@_BlondVille_ "Well what types of clothes do you wear? Besides the costume-uniform" Jade flicked a lock of her black hair back from her face.
HEY
WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
Just learned a pet peeve:
If I tell you to feel my very soft and smooth leg? Feel it.
If you don't? I will wax your legs with duct tape so you can understand what soft legs are.
@VietnameseCat I feel quite bad for the people get their legs waxed seems...painful
Has anyone ever met someone practically perfect? And then you realize, "Oh wait. They aren't single and I don't look as good as I thought without a Snapchat filter"?