jokercanrun

Hi

*hits blunt*
          dude, a random serial killer has probably watched a documentary on themselves and laughed at the inaccuracies in the leads.

y'all i think i got a shampoo bottle stuck up my ass uH-

yo our brain wants to kill us every minute but our lungs stop it by breathing

no one:
          me at 3:00 a.m: BATH SALT, BITIN', SPEAKERS IN THE FACE-

no one:
          not a single soul:
          not even those tiny bugs on your eyelashes:
          Steve: aHoY LaDiEs

GO WATCH THE HANDMAIDS TALE ITS A M A Z I N G

update on the jellybeans: i ain't seen none yet

i just shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass......

Hewwo 
          Hope you’re alive
          :3