My dad just yelled ''I SWEAR I'LL CUT OFF WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON'T YOU DARE''  and I came into the room like 'what the fuck' and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching the inside of it and both of them didn't even break eye contact with each other.
 
-A post I found on Tumblr