VinnieZinnie

I’m going to fascist bigot land to meet up with my bfs today (hobby lobby)

VinnieZinnie

@M3l4n13M4rt1n3zF4n okay bro- wait did you sneak into my tote bag??
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M3l4n13M4rt1n3zF4n

@VinnieZinnie idk I js said that w/o thinking ig
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VinnieZinnie

I’m going to fascist bigot land to meet up with my bfs today (hobby lobby)

VinnieZinnie

@M3l4n13M4rt1n3zF4n okay bro- wait did you sneak into my tote bag??
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M3l4n13M4rt1n3zF4n

@VinnieZinnie idk I js said that w/o thinking ig
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VinnieZinnie

My name is zinnia and when I was around 9 I went to my friend’s house and followed her cat, it hissed at me and I left it alone, she a few weeks later after turning all my friends against me accused me of tormenting her cat even though on call once she showed me footage of her squeezing her cats s (male cat) and I never told anyone until she started spreading rumors about me tying my ferrets up in a bag and killing them by slinging them around and that I had killed all my cats in a blender, and I brought three musketeers.

VinnieZinnie

@M3l4n13M4rt1n3zF4n 38.8977° N,
            77.0365° w just type that into maps
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VinnieZinnie

More chronicles of showera!! Not in the shower this time. 
          
          *dying wombat turtle cow blue-footed-booby noises*
          
          “Old man mcfuckit!”
          
          “MOMMA I CANT… I CANT SWALLOW THE PILL” (18mg of Ritalin.)
          
          “You can do it (name)!”
          
          *mom puts hand on her forehead, about to start crying*
          
          Me: “honey it stank in here…” *picks up Moldy, wet, tail…ish… I made a few years ago* “….”
          
          *puts my cold ass hands on my mom and she screams*

VinnieZinnie

Me explaining to my friends why I don’t ship shellvison: “it’s toxic, Vee hates Shelly.”
          
          Qwel: “yeah Vee doesn’t hate Shelly she just finds her a bit intriguing and annoying”
          
          Me: “…… qwelllll… now I don’t have a reason to not ship iitttttttttttt grrr…”

VinnieZinnie

I’m a fraud…. I don’t ship shellvision…  I- I ship fossil collection and also ship gamblingshow… don’t beat me please  (broken heart emoji, I also ship… heh.. glamorous gameshow….)

M3l4n13M4rt1n3zF4n

@VinnieZinnie Your trial starts at dawn…/j
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Cupcake_Muffin00

@VinnieZinnie 
            i love rarepairs omg.
            like for example vee x glisten, looey x finn, goob x rudie, n so much more imegeghdidh
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