Ah, I see you've stumbled upon my profile and that you're bored enough to read my bio. Well, if you're looking for a meal, or a place to stay the night, or a place to stay SANE; move on, I don't want your kind in here! You better run before I make my turtles chase after you! 

*Clears throat. If you think I am crazy, you're not mistaken. If you want to be crazy with me, then message me. But I'm warning you; don't get too attached. I've been told that I'm super cute and fun to be with. And yes, I've got references. Go talk to the people I threw in jail, they'll tell you the exact same thing.

Since you're here already, I'll tell you stuff you probably don't even care about. If you LOVE the following too, message me or something. Again, the warning. You must be very careful when talking or approaching a mentally disoriented person like me.

Bands****Underline the Sky, Mallory Knox, Linkin Park

Shows**** Doctor Who?, 2Broke Girls, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory

Movies**** Taken (Series, not the new one)

Store***** Just G. and Forever 21 and UniQlo

Actor***** Nicholas Cage

Actress***Emma Roberts

Books**** (Are you kidding me? I don't want to flood my profile!) THG Series, Stephen King novels, Larry McMurtry Novels, Delirium Series, Insurgent&Divergent, Shatter Me & Unravel Me, The Selection & The Elite, The Catcher in the Rye, etc. (End of Thinking Capacity)

I'd like to shut up now, if you don't mind, I've got things to do. Oh, who am I kidding, I've got nothing to do! And since Wattpad is setting character limits, I'll leave you now with this:


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VintageDiva VintageDiva Oct 20, 2013 11:01AM
After 5837694629859185378326572368769651673 years, I finally uploaded Chapter 5 of Three Blind Eyes.
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