I like to use the word 'sexy' quite a bit.

You've been warned, babycakes.

If life was a crime novel, I'd be that pyromaniac that burnt off all your genitals.

No.

I'm just kidding, dear. 

Hopefully. 

No seriously.

I'm nice, and I don't bite. (Unless you're into that. ;) I MEAN.)

Please don't be afraid.

...No, please. 

Don't run away.

<3.