SPOILERS... AGAIN
Remus : *Talks about how he likes two dicks at once*
Me : Ok, intresting. Weird but intresting
Remus : "There's a snake in my butt-"
Me : Oh, so Deceit? I ship it
Me, later at 3 am : *Wakes up suddenly* WAIT! Does Deceit actually have two dicks??????
(This is a very important question, m'kay)