VirgoHime

lol i have no plans to continue apocalypse any more
          will only privately work on my stories and perhaps post some to my blog

shit my time is running out
          
          is it too late to say that i hate this story and would rather write a new one

By the way I WILL be stealing certain sentences and phrases from the old apocalypse
          And like dialogue and stuff
          Because some of it I still like and want to steal from my past self
          It literally feels like stealing; doubt I could come up with any of it now, but I guess if it's just past me then it's fine.

Here is my new and only promise to you:
          
          By the time 2017 ends, you will have received at least one new chapter for Apocalypse II.

Sorry I forgot I was supposed to be reviving Apocalypse
          
          I have two other accounts that need updates too
          
          oops

Me February 5th: "I promise guys it won't be as gay and there are actually gonna be some straight people this time around"
          
          Me yesterday: "Hey. You know what I should do. I should make Rin gay"

THINGS ABOUT THE OLD APOCALYPSE I FIND HILARIOUS PART THREE:
          
          - They just leave Jess with the knife dude. Immediately.
          - Throughout the whole thing Harley has only been awake for like 5 minutes
          
          Okay so what I've learned from this is:
          - No matter how hard you try, you can never disguise your age when you're writing a story.
          - I was a terrible weeaboo when I wrote this.
          - I'm not very good at writing relationships. (although i am asexual now so)
          - I'm shit at plots and realistic situations
          
          Also this literally sounds like the work of a budding psychopath. I'm very worried for myself. Maybe this is why all my friends abandoned me.

THINGS ABOUT THE OLD APOCALYPSE I FIND HILARIOUS PART TWO:
          
          - "I'm sorry. There was no way that we could have done."
          - Sora: "I'm gonna wink at you and grin even though half our classmates are literally dead"
          - Sora and Kouta are confirmed selfish gay psychopaths
          - Kouta says "sayounara"
          - Sora crashes into a wall and all he can say is "oops" because he is a fucking ANIME CHARACTER
          - How can a story be so incredibly gay and so incredibly straight all at once
          - Faith's uncle coincidentally has a cabin in the forest with guns in it
          - Sora and Kouta are singing with thEIR ARMS LINKED
          - Faith is actually psychic. She knows he'll be safe in Spain. How
          - There are 5 rooms in this cabin and a BASEMENT
          - Nao flicks his "white streak" out of his eyes
          - Nao has an entire cat onesie in his school bag
          - Sora and Kouta say "KAWAIIIIIII"
          - I felt the need to add more characters when I already had enough to fill a theatre
          - I then added MORE characters as if I didn't already have too many to handle
          - The new dude has a "pal" who has enough weapons to give some away
          - The house has a security camera that follows movement??
          - "who looks gothic and has long dyed hair with emo-style bangs"
          - Dani and Ben are in love after spending 5 minutes together
          - "His skin is pale, his eyes are dark, and his hair is black in an emo style"
          - The girls are all sitting in their underwear in a stranger's house
          - Harley has been sleeping for about 4 years
          - "fuck the officials"
          - the idea that there is a house full of edgy emo kids at all
          - Dani decides to stay with someone she has known for a day
          - Only in Chapter 4 do they even have a single thought about their families
          - Nao is very excited about killing his classmates
          - Riley gets bitten so Rin just gets back on the bus like "oh lol sorry guys she's a zombie now haha"
          - Rin's phone is still on 60% after like 2 days
          - Rin likes to take photos of people sleeping
          - Sora and Kouta  k i s s 
          - Jess cares more about her dog than her family

THINGS ABOUT THE OLD APOCALYPSE I FIND HILARIOUS:
          
          - The idea of everyone I know getting their own character in general
          - How Nao's entire outfit is described and everything is black
          - The teacher doesn't care and doesn't try to stop anyone when they all just run out of the classroom. He doesn't even try to give any advice.
          - Faith drags Rin to the roof without saying why and based on absolutely nothing
          - Conveniently, both Nao and Sebastian are already on the roof and Faith somehow knew
          - Rin is  P O W E R  and  J U S T I C E
          - When Nao says his dramatic "I'm gonna protect u" line she just says "Thanks."
          - "mysterious grey eyes"
          - "Hyaaaah!"
          - "Nao grins back at me like an excited puppy" after stabbing someone
          - They're all just going round the corridors violently murdering people without knowing for sure what's going on
          - Nao is "having fun" while killing people
          - Rin: *attacks someone* "I could get used to this"
          - There are literally no other students anywhere???
          - SEBASTIAN HAS A GUN??????????????
          - WHY IS THERE A GUN IN SCHOOL
          - Sebastian shoots someone and is then "grinning like a madman"
          - Everyone in this story is a psychopath with bloodlust
          - There are 5 girls just sitting in a closet. What were they planning to do. When were they gonna get out
          - I felt the need to describe every single girl's appearance and known personality
          - Sora and Kouta exist
          - They don't give a shit about anyone else they're just gonna steal someone's car
          - They know how many people can fit in the principal's car????
          - "Nobody could have predicted the unfortunate state of the car park" Dude. You were on the roof. 
          - "their loud moans filled the air" lol
          - Heather falls over and they don't care. They just keep on runnin

Might be rewriting Apocalypse, but some things will change.
          
          * Not as much self-insert. Will probably remove lots of characters and completely redo the plot because of this. I'll keep the characters that I like or if they're mentioned too much to completely delete.
          * Different plot. Hopefully less cringey stuff.
          * Not as much homo. Sorry. I went way overboard and now everyone is gay.
          * Characters will likely receive new personalities.
          * Different writing style probably since I've changed a lot (although probably not in a good way lol)
          * I'm gonna try and drag out the pace a little bit??? I'm really bad at it but I'm gonna try okay
          * DESTROY THE JAPANESE NAMES,. Not all of them but most of them. I still like anime and stuff but I'm no longer a weeaboo.