Vi’s booty cheeks

I just finished reading stolitz smut involving a head of lettuce and idk how to feel

Author said they’re ovulating which means the best lesbian smut I’ve ever read

Lmao I found Larry the cucumber smut IT DESCRIBES A LITERAL CUCUMBER AS HAVING AN EIGHT PACK HELP
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/241118285?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=postToProfile&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=SamanthaMaple8

I feel like I should start like writing something and posting it here but I’m so busy I know I would not keep up with updates at all 

I used to be @lovestowritealot but I changed my account