The building behind me isn't on fire. It just happens to be lit.
 I am a really bad ass (read not at all bad ass) writer who loves to devour thrillers and mythologies and fantasy novels. 
Also I try really hard to be witty but well, fail.

I am a poet too whose only critics have been her parents. (That's not called critique ,mom that's overtly stated flattery) 

Also I play violin, so if you really want to see what an antithesis of Mozart looks like you are welcome to my concerts

Oh and I sing too and  I have wasted a sizeable amount of my life on YouTube 
Oh god bless YouTube 

Honestly I am not at all this chill 
you'd find me crying over grades and shiz and life in general because I am not chill. At all.
But hey social media is for faking it ain't it

Also I am a source of pathetic unsolicited advice because I like to believe that I am 
a philosophy genius
Which I am not. Obviously.

Well I am an Electrical major which is funny because I can't repair a bulb to save my life

Also I am a/an
 useless coder
 Masterful procrastinator
Fancy- chocolate-candy-ice cream-name lover
Nyctophiliac 
Hopeless Potter head and demigod (surprise! )
Aquarian (boo yeah)
Dark knight (okay okay I am not)


And I do normally use punctuation marks 
I am not that hopeless,you see.