TheRealRecluse♥️

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          Stop being a hater. 
          
          God is calling me out of Yahland.
          
          You see I had originally planned to do two more books for all my YAHLANDERs out there. And then periodically finish the Naruto fic. 
          
          But God has instructed me to drop everything for this fic on all things the occult. So Right now I’m writing a supernatural crime drama. That is very occultic. 
          
          I guess God just saw an opportunity to drop some major hidden wisdom on some poor unsuspecting amateur writer.
          
          And because I was angry at the world already and wanted to beat people up in general, I took the bait.
          
          God told me not to reveal anything else about this book until I upload it.
          
          So this one is WILD. I mean it starts off pretty lighthearted like Think YAHLAND and then poop just hits the fan from there you know what I mean?
          
          It gets DARK. And that’s just because I’m writing it to reflect the current time and cultures that we are in. 
          
          
          

And now I’m boutta disappear again! You’ll see me again when the book is done, and posted! Then I should be able to get back to that YAHLAND sequel.
          
          The supernatural crime drama that I’m writing now is a lot more dark, and in some ways is similar to and very much connected to Think YAHLAND, while at the same time being the exact opposite of it. 
          
          It’s fun to write mostly because I enjoy the original characters and my own OCs, but it’s also not that easy to write, because I’m good with the comedy and supernatural fantasy stuff, but a crime drama?  I don’t even like that genre usually.
          
          I mean, I watched a little bit of law and order, but that was only when there was nothing better to watch on the TV, and I was falling asleep anyway…
          
          But it won’t be like that! Like I said, people have been going CRAZY over this book. SO I know it absolutely must get done before the second installment of Think YAHLAND. 
          
          And now I crawl back into my hole. 
          
          Godspeed.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          (Not really to you, it’s to me, I need to hurry up)

HELLO IM BACK. 
          
          Temporarily.
          
          I wrote a book or two. 
          One done.
          One not.
          Then dipped.
          
          It’s cause I was suffering some weird Ao3 nonsense but I’m on wattpad so that doesn’t make sense?
          
          Anyway I figured out that witches are mad. 
          
          Blah blah.
          
          I do plan to write a sequel to Think YAHLAND. In fact I ALREADY have! It’s just been backed up because…!
          
          GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
          
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          I couldn’t finish the sequel to my first original book because…I! GOT!! PREGNANT!!!
          
          With GREATNESS!
          
          More specifically a NEW FANFICTION to replace the Naruto hole I left. 
          
          Because if you read my authors notes you’d know how discouraged I was on finishing that, after realizing that the original author of the original series was kind of prejudice…
          
          SO now I’m writing  a SUPERNATURAL CRIME DRAMA! OR DRAMEDY, If you will, It’s based off of my all time favorite boy-toon!
          
          You’re not gonna know until I post it but…based on the reaction I’ve been getting, SO FAR…I’m pretty sure it’ll ruin a few lives. 
          
          Maybe more than a few…
          
          Anyway! Get excited for that! 
          
          Gosh! Labor pains really SUCK! But it’ll be awesome once the babies out! 
          
          And…listen…sigh, I’m …truly sorry If you were hoping that I’d finish the Naruto fic…well it did take the actual Naruto series 15 YEARS to finally finish so if you were fine waiting for that, then you should be fine waiting for me too! 
          
          Thank you and God bless!