Voist-LOTE-Voind
i need more mlp ships. feed me!
Alzalga
@Voist-LOTE-Voind NO DO NOT GIVE THEN MORE POWER THEY'RE ALREADY TOO POWERFUL!!! (This is joke I has weird humor SUE MEH)
Voist-LOTE-Voind
Voist-LOTE-Voind
I feel like writing a dark and dramatic Skyrim fanfiction where I completely whump a little girl. My reasoning is that it's fun to do
Voist-LOTE-Voind
GuyS Ship OpinIOns ReAcHeD 20k reAds
Thank you all so much for the support these last three years! The love book went even further than Ask King Sombra (Rest in Peace) or any of my other stories ever did. Seeing all the comments, votes, follows I got, as well as the rapid growth of that story was heartwarming. It taught me a life lesson: find out what the Wattpad family likes the most and you will achieve c l o u t. (This is seriously the only website where I've been noticed enough to make me grin each time I open it up. And that's a good thing because I never grin)
In all seriousness, I would love to see this old fic grow even bigger and better than before.
Another thing. RIP @SapphireSkyes. I wish you were still active here. I miss you a bunch. You were my first internet friend. You supported me throughout the years- ever since Punishment of the Villains (please do NOT rest in peace, you shitty shitfuck)- I want to see us reach the high ranks of Wattpad together. Many thanks to my other friends (I hope I can call you that) including (but not limited to) @FurySkyes @xXWinter_SkyesXx @MightyDragonsfire and @kingsombralover
Keep the views rolling in and let's see if we can reach 30k. I love you all so much <3
Voist-LOTE-Voind
Give me MLP ships
Voist-LOTE-Voind
@Voist-LOTE-Voind update: I was wrong. The only one I haven't done yet is Spitfire x Rainbow The other two are right here Twilestia: https://www.wattpad.com/824453143-my-opinions-on-mlp-ships-celestia-x-twilight Applespike: https://www.wattpad.com/833131149-my-opinions-on-mlp-ships-spike-x-applejack
Voist-LOTE-Voind
What would you guys think of me reviving Shipping Opinions? I guess I missed a lot of ships, heheh.
Voist-LOTE-Voind
I'm back <3 Posted a new story. Please check it out
https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/293793628-tiny-details-in-villainous
Voist-LOTE-Voind
https://youtu.be/OGbhJjXl9Rk?list=PLXvT13iqxJ_PJsLlE2kgugz32a2FDyt4b pog stuff that gave me ASMR and made me laugh and stuff.
Voist-LOTE-Voind
I swear my sister is a devil or something. She was giggling at my mom's computer and I leaned over to see what she was watching. She started laughing like crazy as some dude started cutting open a fish and pulling its guts out.
Bruv.
Voist-LOTE-Voind
@MightyDragonsfire Oh lol. XD I've only ever gone fishing once with my grandpa before his dad died and he got too old. :/ I don't remember it very well cuz I was pretty little.
MightyDragonsfire
@ToxicAurora_ I'm sorry to say I laughed at this. I have been fishing since I was born. I love fishing and my school's never taught me that but it would be a good lesson on how to hook up a fish to the hook. You do hook them in the back so the fish (which is still alive) can swim and attract larger fish
Voist-LOTE-Voind
@MightyDragonsfire When I was in public school we had a sort of CTF class. That stood for Career Technology Foundation, I think. I did "outdoor-ed" with my grade six teacher and a bunch of classmates. It was literally just a survival study. It was kinda funny, too. He'd have us out in a campground while it was 20-, standing there an' cheering as we tried (but failed miserably) to create a fire. So one day he brings a package of sardines in from the teacher's lounge's freezer and starts handing out fishing string and hooks. He tells us we have to hook the fish onto the string properly, tells us the key points, etc. He leaves, we hook the fish. One of the boys made his sardine explode somehow. The teacher comes back with a bucket of water and tells us we have to put the fish in there and pretend we're fishing. So there were sardines kinda dancing in the bucket all limp like. It was fun. Funny. Until my cousin an' this other guy take their fish out and hook the backs. then they start having a "fish bumper cars" battle in the bucket. Everyone takes their fish out and does it, except for this other girl who sits back and laughs with the teacher. After a while of dead fish torture, he tells us to unhook our fish and we finish the lesson on "how to fish". I was having trouble unhooking my fish and ended up ripping out it's back. The teacher told me to discard it cuz it wasn't going back in the container now. So I went with the other people who had shredded their fish and we threw them onto the roof of the school. ;-; The entire lesson, I didn't learn anything about fish or fishing it cuz it was too funny. Also, it turns out that if you touch a dead sardine's eye for too long it turns black :/
Voist-LOTE-Voind
Wanna know what will make me happy?
If ya'll read this. It seriously made me happy. I laughed so hard. I almost puked. If you like laughing to the point of vomit, you should read this.
You should read it.
You should read it.
The content is similar to... UHHH, Toxic Reviews and TBOBA. I guess. it's a lot of shitposting. Gorgeous shitposting.
shoot, I ruined the clickbait. Wattpad, backspace! WATTPADLETMEBACKSPACE-dfiusahgier
https://www.wattpad.com/430376229-zadr-meep
SapphireSkyes
@ToxicAurora_ I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! I JUST WISH I DIDN'T READ IT RIGHT BEFORE CLASS!!!!
Voist-LOTE-Voind
this message may be offensive
I feel a little sick. Like, "I want to puke but I can't". "I can't eat because oh my fuck I feel so sick". "Stop frigging talking to me, I just want to curl up an' die".
I know why, too.
My brother was like a magnet for guys. He was molested pretty bad. And I figured if any of that ever happened to me, I'd tell whoever was fucking around to frick off an' block them.
I was so, SO wrong. I can't seem to do anything. Every weak and pathetic attempt I make to get this girl to stop is just used against me to gaslight, guilt trip... God, I don't fall for any of that shit! When I fucking ask you to stop RP cuddling, I WANT YOU TO STOP RP CUDDLING. God Fucking Damn it. Yesterday was the last fucking straw, I swear.
If I get sent one more of these stupid little texts, I'm gonna climb a tree and jump off it. Literally, I feel molested. I feel violated. I feel like I'm a pathetic baby. I can't even stand up to a fucking 12-year-old, god dammit...
blog continued: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/934883/illness-the-rant
ValorTheRainwing
@ToxicAurora_ You can talk to me as well, people shouldn't treat you like that, at all. But please keep in mind as well that people don't just act like that, she probably had a pretty sucky life to make her say things like that. That does not make it right for her to act like that though.