Picked out a costume for tonight
Made sure to get a size that was a lot too tight
You can kinda see my business
But I'll act like I don't know
Whoa
I got a condom
And a flask
I stole my older brother's Jason mask
And I don't have a machete
But a loaf of bread will do
Ooo
Who's ready for my Halloween party?!
Everybody's got a red Solo cup
Fill it up, fill it up
Hear the beer spill on the ground
Everybody's all like "Sup?"
"Yo man, sup?!"
Let's catch up, let's smoke up
Look at how many drinks I've downed
Every single song's like "Whup," they're all "Whup!"
We're like "Yup! Turn it up!"
As we stumble to the sound
'Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse
To put your body through mad abuse
And I might pass out, but it's alright
'Cause I'm Halloween partying hard tonight
It's Halloween
It's Halloween
I fuckin love Halloween and itS JUST AROUND THE CORNER
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Y'all I'm officially gone, my apologies, this is very late, but I'm going to post new stories on ao3 under the same name, Vol_Voltron. If you find me, I'll see you there. If not, I hope you enjoy you...View all Conversations
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