Volchitsa07
just wanted to let everyone know that i’m still alive, my notifs built up and i made a new account, the @ it @nyxie75 for anyone who wants to contact me, go there. just want you to know that ily and i’m not dead!
Volchitsa07
Volchitsa07
Tony: Have you ever seen something that changed your life?
Steve: I saw you.
Tony: Honestly, that’s really great, but it makes this kinda awkward because I was going to show you this photo of Peter dressed as a turkey.
Steve: ...
Tony: ...
Steve: ... alright show me it
Volchitsa07
Nothing is funnier than a listening to a four year old aggressively shouting ‘IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS’ at you because you refuse to clap because you’re not happy.
God my little brother is hilarious, I love him to bits but I’m not happy, so I won’t clap my hands!
Volchitsa07
Tony: Steve thinks I’m an idiot because I keep eating the engagement rings he puts in my desserts.
Tony: Little does he know I’m the smartest, most well-fed jewel thief that ever lived.
Natasha: you do realise he’s in the room.
Steve: shhhh, just let him be. I’m waiting for him to realise I’m using his credit cards and that he’s ‘stealing’ from himself.
Volchitsa07
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Vision: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit
Tony: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
Peter: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie
Rhodey: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a fucken smoothie!
Parks_In_A_Hoodie
@Volchitsa07 . . . My head hurts now- IS KETCHUP A SMOOTHY!? *Agonized screeching*
Volchitsa07
Peter Parker: okay, so when I get murdered make sure they don’t solve the case
Tony: ...what?
Peter: I wanna be in Buzzfeed Unsolved
Steve: can we go back to the part he said ‘when I get murdered’ ?!?
Volchitsa07
I have to start school again tomorrow and I’m not ready!
Not ready for the dysphoria uniforms bring!
Not ready to do my GCSEs
And definitely not ready to be in the same class as BATH TUB GUY ... AGAIN
But anyway, how’s your day going?
Volchitsa07
Finally got my own key to the house. Now I can return whenever I want!
BE GAY DO CRIME KIDDOS!!!
Volchitsa07
Steve, talking about Peter: why is it okay for him to fight but when I did it I was stupid?!
Bucky: because this kid could lift a bus, you couldn’t breathe
Steve:.....
Peter: he has a point Mr. Captain Rogers Sir
EvanlynTheAuthor
Steve: bUt hE's jUsT a kiD
Tony: He's right Peter, no more fighting for you, you could get hurt. FRIDAY--
FRIDAY: On it, Mr Stark. Activating Overprotective Father Protocol.
Tony: wait that's not what I called it
Volchitsa07
Happy Birthday Bo Burnham!!!!