Vox

Velv here!!! Stole that skibid toilets phone!!! He's totes sucking balls dick!!! Anyways pookies!!! Who wants to watch me cook on dti!! :33

"ALL EXPLOSIVES, NO PILLOWS, ALL FLAMES, YOU EVAPORATED ESPRESSO, SO GUESS WHAT? IM GONNA EVAPORATE YOU. THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER EXTRA FIREPOWER BOMB! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA EXPLODE JUST YOU, IM GONNA GO FARTHER! IM GONNA EXPLODE ALL YOUR ASSOCIATES AND LAND!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CLOUD HAETAE COOKIE?! I EXPLODED YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS TILL THE BOMB EXPLODES AND KILLS YOU ALL, NOW GET OUT MY F-CKING SIGHT BEFORE I EXPLODE YOU TOO" (pt.2) /j

I CAME HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, MYSTIC FLOUR COOKIE IS A B--CH A-S MOTHERF--KER. SHE EVAPORATED ESPRESSO. THATS RIGHT, SHE PULLED OUT HER DOUGHY HANDS AND EVAPORATED HIM WITH THEM CRUSTY STUBS. AND SHE SAID IT WAS "FOR THE GREATER GOOD" AND I SAID YOU'RE A MENACE. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY mystic-flour-cookie-hate-blog.com: "MYSTIC FLOUR COOKIE IM OUT FOR YOU, AND GUESS WHAT? THIS IS BOUTA BE YOU WHEN I COLLECT ALL YOUR SOUL STONES *explosion* THATS RIGHT." (Pt1)

Radio isn't sigma

I honestly haven't touched this app in awhile. I can smell the chronically online smell of people who spend hours reading reader x boss smut fanfics.

Ur bg is so perfect:]  *Eagle emoji*

https://youtu.be/KSoCld6kVKE?si=dWUo6T07zb3_ewBA

HELP I SAW UR BG IMG AND MY THOUGHT WAS "MY PRNS ARE USA"

Skibidi rizz!

I'm such a big space nerd. I didn't see the fucking solar eclipse. I'm so sad. My school forbid us from even going to the bathroom. They basically had us on lockdown. I want to kms so bad. I will probably never see it again. because I'm not living to 30. :(