I triple dig dare you to write a fic abt salamander, emo boy and obama slowly becoming friends and salamander having a BIG FAT(like his dick lmao <3) CRUSH on emo boy but emo boh dies to uppermoon two and then shitnobu and the others take somewhat revenge.
(Also sabito is aliveeeeeee and there's a hint of rengiyuu and salamander gets jelly melly welly)
<U DON'T HAVE TOO>