W3ird0th3first
EVERYTHIING IS TEMPORARY BATMAN IS FOREVER
*The crowd booes, hisses, and throws soft tomatoes at me, and I collapse into the Peter Griffin pose*
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IT'S FRICKIN PRIDE MONTH OH YEAH
(do i get extra powers or smth)
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Hello everyone! I just published a book about four children in the woods, and their friend who's trying to find their bodies! It's an adaptation of my script!
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guys i have to give a letter to my teacher (for teacher appreciation week) AND IM SO SCARED WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY WHAT IF HE THROWS UP/CRIES/PASSES OUT/SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH IM TOO SCARED TO DO THIS PLEASE HELP :(
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Update:
old friend says we can't be friends anymore but its whatever.
i don't think i can be bothered to care anymore. i'm sick of being ghosted. i'm sick of myself. i'm sick of my life. i want to run away, but i'm too much of a loser to actually do it. i want to find new friends, but i'm too attached to the old ones to let go of them. i don't want to be friends with bigots, but i don't want to be lonely, either.
all of my friends are online. i barely interact with them anyways.
SARC5ASM
@W3ird0th3first hey, I've nearly run away too, and I've nearly overdosed because i thought I had no control over my life. It's not over yet, and even though your having a bad moment, this will pass. Time goes on and it takes everything with it. So please, look past these horrible times and see your future. MAKE your future better. And I've been in a time blip for five years, lost all my friends and when I came back...they had all disappeared. I had to restart all over and yes it was sad, yes it was hard. But I've found new friends, better friends than my old ones. If your old friends don't miss your absence, then your presence never mattered. Don't hurt yourself trying to force someone to come back. If this sounds harsh, I apologize. I'm only speaking the truth, but it's better to be slapped with the truth than to be kissed with a lie. Stay strong, stay HERE, okay? Remember above all else: This too shall pass.
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So, now my cat's dead.
SARC5ASM
@W3ird0th3first whaaaaat?! Omg I'm so sorry for you! I lost a puppy a couple months back and i cried so hard! She had an illness and she was too young and too frail to make it. Omg I'm so sorry for you :(
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Looks like I've got no friends now. Wonderful.
Just great.
One of the people I thought I could trust decided to hang out with a h0mophobic, r@cist, tr@nsphobic group that I used to be a part of (before I realized there was something wrong with that). Their excuse? "Oh, I didn't like them because you didn't like them."
My other "friend" is starting over and deleting all social media.
When I finally thought I had it good. Great, even.
Fuck.
SARC5ASM
Aww, I'm so sorry. I can be your friend if you want lol
That sounds creepy. I didn't mean it to be weird.
But if you decline, that's fine. I won't get mad. I'm a total stranger, so i understand if you don't wanna
W3ird0th3first
I HATE HAVING TEETH (just went to the dentist and got three cavities removed)
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Hey, did you also watch Creepypasta animatics as a child?
Well, I made a playlist that includes most of their songs!
WARNING: May induce EXTREME nostalgia
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3zeaaXLT2UnABOhGO9hff9?si=d9mlV3yOS6CM4unGrcUdIA
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HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE EVERYONE!!
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Merry Christmas! I got a CD player, and now I'm probably never going to have a normal conversation with any of my family ever again. My mother had to call me 4 times to get me to stop playing 'Songs for Swingin' Lovers!' You get anything interesting?