WANNACMYHELICOPTER

No one ik can relate to this so I'm is gonna say it. I tried to sleep and....got?...had?....sleep paralysis demon spawned. I was listening to music and I had my playlist on shuffle, so I'm is hearing One Direction blasting from my headphones as I'm trying to regain control over my body...I'm oversharing once more but SOMEONE PLS TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

WANNACMYHELICOPTER

No one ik can relate to this so I'm is gonna say it. I tried to sleep and....got?...had?....sleep paralysis demon spawned. I was listening to music and I had my playlist on shuffle, so I'm is hearing One Direction blasting from my headphones as I'm trying to regain control over my body...I'm oversharing once more but SOMEONE PLS TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

WANNACMYHELICOPTER

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I feel like I own some stuff that should be buried with my grandpa. I'm literally writing this on a fucking MP3. Why do I even own this? I also have a original Nintendo Wii...the graphics are shit and nothings updated but it somehow still works. I also have a vinyl and CD player...WHO LISTENS TO VINYL?! Me...that's who

Beef_Tennisball

I also have a Wii… and a record player, and a CD player
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WANNACMYHELICOPTER

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@Therestoomuchskzlore U fucking knocked on my window and scared me half to death a couple weeks ago...I am fully aware of ur power
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WANNACMYHELICOPTER

I feel like my posts are never normal...anygays, I fell up my stairs bc I was going to my favorite restaurant and was going to be late for my reservation....I also sprayed hairspray up my nose bc I had another performance

WANNACMYHELICOPTER

@Beef_Tennisball I got it out...and then inhaled glitter
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Beef_Tennisball

That nose hair ain’t finna move </3
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WANNACMYHELICOPTER

Have you ever put enough hairspray in ur hair that it could pass as a helmet? Bc that's what I did...and I have to do it all over again tomorrow bc if not my hair will fly around when I am dancing...I'm gonna be bald by the time im 30

WANNACMYHELICOPTER

@Beef_Tennisball Ummm...not that I know of...
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Beef_Tennisball

Have you ever taken hairspray as a party drug?
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WANNACMYHELICOPTER

A friend of mine told me, "Go to sleep," and another said I sounded high when I was texting her...I think those two may both be related to the 3hrs of sleep I got last night. Screw sleep...its optional, right?

Beef_Tennisball

Or am I out the loop?
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WANNACMYHELICOPTER

Rare aesthetic - You drive up to the mountains for the weekend but forget to bring any pair of shoes but your slides. You buy hiking boots and go on a hike were it starts raining hard so you cut the hike short and dance in the rain for a hot minute bc you wanted to

Therestoomuchskzlore

dancing in the rain is too peak
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WANNACMYHELICOPTER

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Idek what the fuck I'm doing here
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