A HAPPY STUCKIE

{ SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP MEDDLING, DO THEY.
          
          AND NO, I DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE A REFERENCE THERE EITHER. }

An AU where everyone is alive?
          *a single tear falls down cheek*
          Beautiful.

:33< Hi!
          
          YEAH OKAY WE DON'T CARE.
          
          :33< Whatever. You're a grouch!
          
          DON'T CARE.

{ LOOK KARKAT I FIXED IT!}
          
          YEAH. WHATEVER.
          
          { ;( }

THE PROFILE.
          
          { I SAID PATIENCE KARKAT I'M WORKING ON IT! }

IS THIS THING WORKING?
          
          BECAUSE IT SURE DOESN'T SHOW THE WHOLE ACCOUNT DESCRIPTION FOR US.
          
          { Patience, dear Karkat. }
          
          F*CK YOU AND YOUR PATIENCE.
          
          { :P }

HELLO.
          
          AS YOU ALL KNOW, WE ARE THE TROLLS (AND UNFORTUNATELY HUMANS) OF THE STRANGE WEBCOMIC CALLED HOMESTUCK.
          
          I HAVE ELECTED MYSELF AS LEADER OF THIS STRANGE WEBSITE ACCOUNT, SO I WILL STOP NOT GIVING A F*CK TO SAY WELCOME.