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OH GOD THEY BROUGHT BACK THE WATTPAD SOCIAL FEED

wattpad app lowkey sucks dawg, wdym my library changes positions every time i look at a book. i just wanna go through them in the order i added them...

2 more years and then my wattpad acc will be 10 years old i need to lock tf in bruh

*looks at the 5 million forsaken based oneshot ideas i came up with for practice* well. shit

all these bots want me so bad they keep commenting on my plot shop book

i wanna change my book covers but 1) i'm bad at graphic design 2) i don't even have anything to them the covers arounddddd. atm i don't feel strongly about anything , i just like the color blue but that's not substantial enough to make interesting covers !!!!!!! and i can't draw individual covers because i don't have the time nor am i that confident in my skills - and what kind of custom cover does one even make for an archive book !? the pain ! the horror ! the agony !

i swear to god if wattpad doesn't stop recommending me saja boys x readers i'll kill a man. i hate those stupid twinks. nothing characters. what could possibly be so appealing about them that you make 30+ chaptered x reader fanfics with gorgeous graphics and aesthetics. they're all idol archetypes and you've fallen into their trap of finding them appealing, you fools. they are nothing. caricatures  and appeal wrapped in a shiny bow that actively dissolves in water. i need their heads cut off and thrown into the mud. i hate them. hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate.

remembered i have free will

wattpad should implement a poll function

splatoon spin-off announcement. you know what that means ! city of color this week if it kills me