WILLMESH

hai hai i don't know if anyone who still looks at my splatoon books still follows me and is still active will see this, but i gotta apologize for including caitlin koi lyrics in my books,
          i had no idea she did such heinous things towards minors as i had not looked into anything surrounding her for years, but now i'll be figuring out how to substitute the use of her lyrics in my oneshots and aesthetics for something else, maybe i'll try my hand at my own splatoon lyrics ? 
          but yeah, my apologies everyone,

[no splatoon raiders spoilers / everything here can be gathered from watching the trailers and direct]
          finished main game splatoon raiders, it's a really good game and i'm having a lot of fun but the story is so bad bro...
          
          we confirm in splatoon 3 that grizzco. is bad and that mr. grizz has been exploiting young inkfish into mercilessly splatting salmonids, keeping them completely unaware that the cities were built on/near salmonid nomad routes. okay. sure
          but in raiders, with deep cut who are no doubt familiar with this knowledge, are all like "we HAVE to beat the shit out of these salmonids for the priceless cultural and historical artifacts that they clearly built so that we can get our city out of debt. and it's totally fine that we're doing this because the salmonids raided splatsville so long ago in the past. ignoring how splatsville was built on top of their route. and ignoring how salmonids are cognitive beings with the same level of thought as any of us."
          
          like the music and gameplay and graphics and literally everything else is so good and satisfying, but the story is so badddd. colonialism.
          someone suggested they went the route of "maybe the salmonids are also treasure hunting so it's a race to get the treasure, and that's why they have it with them. the salmonids #love gold and we drawn in by the gold left behind by a previous generation of salmonids that mysteriously disappeared" but nooo

finally picked up splatoon 3 again after months of leaving it in the dust and i can’t stop winning ? shout out team tactics

how to opt out of the wattpad social feed…  i believe leaving comments and support on fanfiction is important to the internet ecosystem but under no circumstances do j want anyone to see what i’m reading…
          if you start seeing my comments in your social feed i need you to promise to be really cool about it okay

OH GOD THEY BROUGHT BACK THE WATTPAD SOCIAL FEED

wattpad app lowkey sucks dawg, wdym my library changes positions every time i look at a book. i just wanna go through them in the order i added them...

2 more years and then my wattpad acc will be 10 years old i need to lock tf in bruh

*looks at the 5 million forsaken based oneshot ideas i came up with for practice* well. shit

all these bots want me so bad they keep commenting on my plot shop book

i wanna change my book covers but 1) i'm bad at graphic design 2) i don't even have anything to them the covers arounddddd. atm i don't feel strongly about anything , i just like the color blue but that's not substantial enough to make interesting covers !!!!!!! and i can't draw individual covers because i don't have the time nor am i that confident in my skills - and what kind of custom cover does one even make for an archive book !? the pain ! the horror ! the agony !