The Canadian Ranboo

It's past your bedtime.' It's past the time where I asked."

"If I get fortune again, I'm going to start a war."

"Thank you Ashy Cat! Oh god, someone should take that cat out of the fire, if it's that ashy."

"You stayed up just for this? Well, I am very sorry."

"'Go to sleep.' Okay, bye guys, ending the stream."

"I am reverse funny."

"Rust is just a car disease, think about it."

"'You're being weird.' You're being unmodded."

"'Someone spiked the cake.' Yeah, they put a knife in it, and then I got stabbed."

"I'm going to make my stream notification more and more violent. One day, it's just going to say, 'Run.'"

"'What are you on?' My chair."

"Someone in chat just put, 'Sorry Ran Boo, but you're not funny.' I am aware."

"You guys can't see it 'cause I don't have a face cam, but I just hit a whip."

*someone tells him to lie down* *proceeds to fully recline in his chair*

"Watch this." *misses water jump* "What a god."

"Be always in fear of me. You should always be afraid of me, at all times."

"Whenever I see that someone lost sleep because of my streams, I fist bump myself."

"'How'd you introduce your parents to streaming?' My parents do not stream."

*talking about volleyball* "I got hit in the face a lot. For some reason, my face was like a ball magnet, so it was just consistent ball-to-face contact."

"Colorblind arc? No, I'll be able to see more colors. How about colorful arc? I'll invent colors, like schlorple. That's a color I just invented."

"I don't know anything about shrimp, I'm a Minecraft streamer."

"I have a mirror right here, I can actually do a face reveal to myself." *screams upon seeing his own face*

"A 20-car pileup has started because of a RanbooLive stream. RanbooLive has now been sued for $1,300 in vehicle damage."

"'You're giving me simultaneous Nyquil and Dayquil vibes.' I AM THE QUIL!"

"'Please clean out your inventory.' Please clean out your desk, you're fired."

"Bo Burnham. I love Bo Burnham... this is a terrible stream."