I'm Deadpool! The baddest, most awesomest mercenary in the universe! 
Reasons why I'm freaking AWESOME:
1:I can heal my self no matter how screwed up I am, for example Wolverine has chopped my head off so many Freaking times I've lost count (he is such a great buddy) and I just have to grab my head and put it back on...then TA-DA! Good as new!

2: I get ALL the ladies! They just can't stay away from my awesomeness, I'm just too freaking hot!

3: I'm awesome! What other reason do you need?
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I only read stories that have ME in it.......why? Because I'm awesome!