WaffleNinja07

correction, the worst feeling is when your phone doesn't synchronized with the time zone when this changed and then you realized that for the last two weeks you've been waking up earlier. 

WaffleNinja07

Why doesn’t anyone teach us how to treat strangers? I was literally in the park with my friends when a woman appeared out of nowhere. She really scared me because I didn’t see her coming. And I was like, "Hi, are you okay?" But she just handed me a piece of paper. So I thought, "Oh no, thanks, I’m not religious," but she insisted until I took it.  And I was confused so I asked, "Do you want some money?" and she just looked at me ._. That’s when I realized — GUYS SHE WAS DEAF. The paper said that. So I held up two fingers, as if I couldn’t speak either, and said, "Do you want two?" but she just looked at me as if I were joking. 
          
          ... I ended up giving her like 10 ... now I'm staring to believe that she was actually a scammer.

WaffleNinja07

Why do parents get so weird when their kids grow up? I mean, the other day I was watching this teen drama movie with my dad, and he only laughed when they mentioned Economics 101 (which is theoretically what I want to study). Then he said, "Oh, I see why you want to study that." I was confused, so he said, "You want to see muscular guys, right?" ... bro, the movie was *Beautiful Disaster*, but I definitely didn't choose my major because of that. So, I replied sarcastically: "Actually, it was because I read the book (WTF?)." And he seriously believes I chose my future because of a book. (I mean, yes, but it was a different book.)
          
          P.S: I overslept and missed my physics class