WaffleTheCheese

Spreading Awareness: ICE murdered a US Citizen in Minneapolis.
          	
          	https://apnews.com/live/minneapolis-ice-shooting-updates

WaffleTheCheese

I feel the need to state that this Account is NOT for kids if you're not interested or want anything to do with this kind of stuff.
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WaffleTheCheese

Thanks guys.
          
          I’ll give you a turkey today for the low price of giving me my butterfingers back.

WaffleTheCheese

@RealGever …make it TWO turkeys and it’s a deal.
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DeerHatingTV

@WaffleTheCheese How about I give YOU a turkey for a low price and you give ME the rest of YOUR Butterfingers?
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WaffleTheCheese

you was birthed 10,000 years ago, on top of the highest mountain in the lands. The view was immaculate, you could see the lands that you called yours for miles. 
          
          On the day of your birth, as you were cradled in the arms of the king- your father, he had said seven words that you swore you would never forget. 
          
          "Yo, you got games on your phone?"
          
          Of course, you were to young to know what that meant at the time. Then your father had commenced the ritual ceremony of tossing you away from the mountain. It was a holy ritual, you were told. Ones that only the gods that could accept.
          
          As you plummeted, only a few thoughts had come into your mind.
          
          'gogo gaga.'
          
          The ritual had granted you divine favor, as you had landed in a river below, in which you were rescued by few farmers, who had went out to fetch water for their crops. As they looked up, they saw the king on top of the mountain, who was looking down with his brows furrowed and his teeth clenched. 
          
          A clear sign that he was satisfied with the gods divine favor that was cast upon you.

DeerHatingTV

Dear God not again!
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FatalIssue

@WaffleTheCheese have you ever played goo goo babies with your life on the line?
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