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*DM dancing*
Player: THE MATING DANCE OF THE DUNGEON MASTER IS A RATE SIGHT TO SEE
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Campaign two!
More out of context quotes!
Goblin: He can make a cat appear!
Magic Human: *snaps*
Teifling: Oh my goodness!
Magic Human: His name is Frumpkin
Teifling: Can I call him Lumpy?!
Magic Human: You may call him Frumpkin.
Teifling:Oh look at Lumpy!
Teifling: *breaks fourth wall* Made in England
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Warrior: *to farmer* Can you pick locks?
Farmer: *scared and surprised* I-
Farmer: I can make radishes grow..
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My best friend is gone
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@NerdyValkyrie thank you for that I know some people can't relate, but it's nice to know some do. Thank you
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@WalkSafe That isn't weird! My best friend was my cat before he disappeared! Animals make amazing companions and having one for a best friend isn't weird at all!
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@NerdyValkyrie it's about a cat. I know it may sound weird but she was my best friend, always there for me. Long story short, she had a hereditary illness that made her pass on early. Thank you, though
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There won't be a new Dead In My Mind chapter this or next two weeks since I would like to take some time off for my birthday and the upcoming school year
So, I'll see you then!
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Some more d&d banter:
Orc: *tries and successfully grows a beard after trying many times*
Rouge: *shaves half of it off*
Everyone: WHY?
Rouge: HE MADE ME EAT S***T ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO
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Bard: I'm sorry
Gunslinger: I will not accept it so that when you come to your sense later you will not feel the need to compromise
Party:???
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"I'm sorry, I'm a genius sorry! God I'm clever!"
D&D at its finest
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DM: you're a water elemental that's caught on fire and it...
DM: you know that sounds stupid, you're not on fire.
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*DM describing terrain*
DM: -the mountain opens up to this valley
Player: A hidden valley
Other player: Hidden valley ranch
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Another chapter of Dead In My Mind is out!
*Warning, this chapter deals with violence*
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So...Stranger Things is out-
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Hello there!
I have made another short story called 'Al-Prinz'! To sum it up, the story is almost like the fairytale 'the frog prince' (or the princess and the frog), but with a new twist.
Check it out if you want to, and I'll see you later~
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One of my favorite quotes from a recent book I'm reading, the Catcher in the Rye:
"I swear to God I'm a madman"
'Cause...he's not wrong