Hello fellow human! It seems we've met. And now of all times! How auspicious!

First and foremost, you must know that I am also human, bound by all the adorable little limitations of flesh as you are! We are kin! Why would you ever think otherwise?

And I hail with tales of the old and the elder. I bring you dreams and knowledges and knowledges that are dreams. I bring sight and sound, touch and smell. All through written words. Because as words represent the powers in action, they essentially are a power in themselves. 

But do not be daunted. Knowing has never hurt anyone, has it? 

Has it, now?

I will listen to you. One who brings knowledge to others, must listen to what others have to say. I will read your written words, and if you wish to conferr with me privately, you will have my audience unconditionally. Humans happen to be some of the most amusing creatures to observe. Awful and Adorable, you are.

However, I am a busy being, and might not be able to connect at you in immediate time. No need for anxiety. I will get back at you. It is my unavoidable nature. I listen. I perceive. I pervey.

I'm afraid we must part. Crazy little time we have, with the state of things. Farewell and Godspeed. And I beg, try to be a little more careful who you lend your ear to. Some stories have teeth.