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I'm a simple person. I see 'spanking' in the tags, I read. That's just who I am. 

DON'T TAG "HAPPY ENDING" IF THERE'S NO HAPPY ENDING. YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY & NOW I HAVE TO REEVALUATE MY LIFE

Like for once stop thinking with your dick or heart, be logical. Understand that this isn't right 

I hate how a character gets what they needed but not what they wanted & tries to throw it all away bc it isnt what they wanted. Like, how are you gonna go back to his dusty ass when you have a family waiting for you back home. Wack af 

Any bottom louis recs? I'm trying to find a book i haven't read yet

Can you guys help me find where this is from? 
          "Although Grindelwald is in Azkaban, I remain his prisoner" Dumbledore says this to Harry in a fanfic. It's something like this but i don't think it's exact 

I'd like to thank all 69 of my followers for following me. I've been on this site the majority of my adolescence, i have finally made it! Thanks for looking at my suggestions or comments & thinking "wow, this person is cool enough to follow". I love sharing books i love with you all, (even if a lot of them are harry potter ones now). I appreciate you all & thank you once again for following this fool. :) 

I was reading some gay smut & when the chapter finished I got an ad for a Bible coloring book.... yikes. Anyone else? 

DO NOT MARK YOUR BOOK AS COMPLETE WHEN ITS ACTUALLY DISCONTINUED 

AND ANOTHER THING
          Don't argue that they were horny or some shit. Like use your fucking hand, sex toys exist, self pleasure is enough to get off on. Like, it's not an excuse. You dont NEED to have sex. You will NOT die if you don't have sex. AND why the fuck would you get married to someone who isnt your soulmate? They could never make you feel complete & that's like a known fact. STRAIGHT FAX NO PRINTER