Doorstop McHiggins

Hey, how's it going?

DOORSTOP TWAS AGES SINCE WE LAST CONVERSED AND THOU ART GONE LIKE A GRAIN OF YONK IN THE WIND!!!!?!? 
          
          TIS AL BUT I AM NOT AL! 
          
          ANYWAY THANK YOU FOR EXISTING AND GOODBYE 
          
          OH YEAH AND THANKS FOR HUMOURING ME AND AUKAI 

2020 is almost over...
          Post this on 20 people’s profiles that made your 2020 special!! ❤️❤️
          Hey pippin ilyilyily

Hello, how’s it going?

Pippin
          
          Should I write a spinoff series about Shrek becoming an undercover agent for M16

If I sent you ⚠️GIRLS ONLY⚠️ READ IT ALL!!
          Usually I hate chain mail, but this one is super cute and it REALLY WORKS there are seven billion people, and you are one of them. You are special and beautiful, that’s it why I am sending this to you. I want good things to happen to you, so read this now that you have read the beginning.  You can’t get out of this you will get a new iPhone in a year, you will get crowned as prom queen in high school, you will get your dream pet for Christmas you will become very popular
          Everyone will love you. ⏰send this to fifteen people in the next thirty minutes⏰ if you ignore that means bad luck for the next three years, you will also struggle with your grades next year. This is not fake. A girl ignored it last year.  (I can delete this if you want me too if you are not a female or consider yourself a female and go by the pronouns they/them) this message then delete it, my sister sent copied it from someone’s conversations and sent it around on my account, as much as I support girls I think all people are equal and don’t like the girls and boys only type shit

I recently re-watched Llamas With Hats and I can't describe it, so here are some quotes from it: 
          -  "Friendship is munching on a well-cooked face together."
          -  "Shh, you you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness." 
              "That's the sound of people drowning, Carl."
              "That's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming, and then silence."
          -  "I do not kill people. That is my LEAST favorite thing to do."

HAPPY ROLL ON THE FLOOR LIKE LAUREN LOPEZ DAY!

EVERYONE! STARKID JUST POSTED THE TRAILER FOR A NEW HATCHETFIELD INSTALLMENT ON YOUTUBE!!

HEY EVERYONE! DID YOU READ THE MISSOURI REPUBLICAN TODAY?