Remember when this world wasn't filled with a ton of sensitive idiots that get mad over the dumbest shit, yeah, me too
Stories are ass but I don't give a fuck
I'll take requests if I feel like it
I love Europeans and some white men
I think you all are stupid, except some of you
I got like 28 husbands and wives
I like boobies and arms
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People I simp for imagines
Bunch of random stories of people I like. Half of these people, you won't even know so yeah. Have fun
OUAT oneshots on crack
Mind you, I got most of these ideas from Pinterest so thank those artists for this. Most of these are about G...