savedbyawaif

i could listen to woman with a mic, desk, laptop and earbuds talk about anything for six hours with no editing and it would still be infinitely more coherent, intelligent and interesting than any podcast made by a cishet man

talking to stanley but you actually cant understand what he's saying bc his brooklyn accent is so strong

i remember when that one possibly mentally ill skyrim fic writer called like light mistresssomethingsomething got mad at me when i was twelve because i left a 'hate comment' on one of their cicero fics smh..

*chomp* mm yem.. this melting pot is really good

wattpad allow emojis plz thsi is so lame..

syringeon love is no more. and fuck one piece..

idk who drew my current pfp it came up when i searched jennifers body

jennifers body is the only good movie and only good song. also the only people who should be allowed 2 vote are the fans of the movie

ao3 writers when asked not to fetishize assault: 

what the fuck are wattpad coins