I remember writing something for a grade and it started out like this:
WARNING! HAVE BOY x BOY, GAYNESS, AND BL. PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE HOMOPHOBIC OR IT IS UNCOMFORTABLE TO YOU. I DO NOT WANT TO PAY FOR THERPY. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE PLEASE PUT IT DOWN AND WALK OUT THE DOOR.
My teacher gave me an A if I deleted that. ^_^