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Bro why are you following me?

I think my dad and my sister are possessed- they keep singing “bright and shiny!” while dancing around Frito Pie... HELP-

HAHAHAHA HELLO FVCKERS, I AM WRITING ABOUT MY LIFE BECAUSE MY MIND IS EPIC (NOT REALLY, I’M JUST EXTREMELY BORED)

REPLYING TO MY AUNT’S TEXT MESSAGES WITH “LOL” BECAUSE I KNOW SHE WON’T UNDERSTAND “LMAOAOAOAOAOAO” OR “HELWJSJANANANANSKAKSKSJ” IS SO PAINFUL AAAAAAAHHHHHH

Why do people keep shipping Dipper and Mabel (from Gravity Falls)?
          
          Like... child- that is wrong on so many freaking levels.
          
          1. They’re siblings
          2. They’re both kids (you shouldn’t be shipping them with anyone, really-)
          3. That’s too hetero (don’t worry, I’m not heterophobic)
          4. They’re siblings
          5. They’re siblings-
          
          Now stop being creepy >:’(

lmao, i’m so hot

I just published the first two chapters of my new Shrek x Trump fan-fiction... y’all should check it out! ;)

I randomly found your profile and just had to follow it. I see you're a man of the culture. I love cursed content. Anyway, have a great day. 

So, um, I’m going to be writing lots and lots of cursed stories. Just so that anyone who may be planning on reading those in the future, here’s a general idea of what I will be writing:
          
          Fan-Fictions (well, some of them I’m not a fan of, but I don’t know what else to call it) that are about:
          
          Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, Shrek, Donald Trump, Barrack Obama, Shrek, Donkey (from Shrek), Squidward, Tim and Moby, and more...
          
          And in all of them, there shall be shrexy time ;)
          
          I’m sorry, anyone who ends up reading what I write, that you have to witness the terrors of my imagination... :’I

please no more