The Space Cadets

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
          I'd been married long time ago
          Where did you come from. Where did you go?
          Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?
          
          [repeat]
          
          He came to town like a midwinter storm
          He rode through the fields so
          Handsome and strong
          His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
          But all he had come for was having some fun
          
          [repeat intro]
          
          He brought disaster wherever he went
          The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
          They all ran away so nobody would know
          And left only men cause of cotton-eye joe
          
          [repeat intro]
          

Who likes the sneeky preview of the new and upcoming book? 
          
          - Mod Tanner

The hell

DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF PEPE
          FALALALALA LALALALA
          TIS THE SEASON TO BE MEMEY
          FALALALALA LALALALA

SO MANY SPPOOOOOOOFFFS
          
          -Little

Space, it's so beautiful
          the elegance, the story of why
          I love space....
          OH THATS SO COOL 
          SO COO-oo-oo-ol
          My computer can't handle the rendering
          OH THAT'S SO COO-OO-OL
          SO COO-oo-oo-oo-ool
          Oh it's so pretty(so pretty)
          There are billions and billions of stars(oh look!)
          there are billions and billions of galaxies(alright!)
          there is nothing
          that i like more than space
          SO LETS BLOW SOMETHIN UP HERE(lets blow something up hereeeee!)
          If there was a program for volunteers to go in the space with, like, a hundred percent chance of dying from death by space
          I would be first in line if they needed brave volunteers or stupid volunteers
          I would be there so fast
          Oh, that's so cool
          So cool
          My computer can't handle the rendering
          Oh, that's so cool
          So cool
          It's so great, it's so pretty
          There are billions and billions of stars
          There are billions and billions of galaxies (alright)
          There is nothing I like more than space
          So let's blow something up here
          Every tiny speck is probably a star
          It's so big, every speck
          It's so big
          I would love every struggle
          The terrible experience that may or may not be with certain death on the horizon
          Just for a chance to go into space
          Oh, that's so cool
          So cool
          My computer can't handle the rendering
          Oh, that's so cool
          So cool
          It's so great, it's so pretty
          There are billions and billions of stars
          There are billions and billions of galaxies (alright)
          There is nothing I like more than space
          So let's blow something up here
          Oh, that's so cool

Guys it's so beautiful, but what kind of stories are we going to write?????????