♥Trash♥Of♥The♥Earth♥

We are the one and only cruelty-free, gluten-free, nut-free, lactose-free, complete and utter bullshit organization on this side of purgatory. With our elite team of fan fiction specialists, we'll be sure to meet all of you fan-fickiest needs. No other fans can fic like we do and since our fics are the fanniest fics of all the fanfics we can confidently guarantee that if you find someone better than us you are a lying pile of shit and you can go rot in hell you dirty nut-bag! *ahem* What we mean to say is; Welcome to paradise, my friends, where we will be watching you into the darkest hours of the night.

Our Fan Fiction Specialists;

Lonely Computer Virus (LCV): Fluff
ChocolateMilk: One-shots
Accurate Depiction of Jesus (ADJ): Lemon
Damned Potato: Lime
PussyMeister: Smut
♥poptart♥: The worst, fetish/kinkiest shit on the planet that should be buried under all the the trash on Earth and should never be seen by anyone ever

Yes we may sometimes work together but you can bet your ass you'll never find the first and last working together.


Works In Progress;

Fluff:
Lemon: Dan & Phil: The Experience
Lime:
Smut:
Fetish/Kink: 

We need Jesus.

P.S. we are all currently caring for a small rubber baby named Kumquat so we are very, very busy.