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ta start off, this here account izzzzz owned by two peoplezez.
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I'm the NICE one. I probably won't say "fuck you" or anything like that. I'll just rant about carrots and Directionaters. Oh, and homophobic people. I'm the younger one. My posts will be signed as "T".
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YO BITCHEZ YA SHOWER OF CUNTS. az ya cn tell, ah'm the not-so-nice one. DAT'S RIGHT. i am more likely ta say......rude stuffz....got a problem, bitch? TOO BAD. DEAL WIFF IT. me iz da older one. nd I'll rant about EVERYTHIN. so be prepared, ya? ya. th posts i post will be signed as "N". STFU
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The whole reason for this account is that there is a surprisingly huge number of STUUUUUUPID people on here, and we.....

WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.
AND KILL YOU.
(but first beat ya mercilessly wiff bricks nd stuffz until ya bleed all over th motherfuckin ground. sounds like fun :] heh)

About us? ya don't gotta know ABOUT US. all ya gotta know is that we will *long string of curse-words and threats that should not be repeated here*.
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So, that's about it. If you're reading this, you're probably looking to report us because we were yelling at you for being an idiot. -T
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STFU BITCHES I'M HUNGRY, GIMME MY DAMN FOOD. ~N