Whaddup, motherfu – I mean Wattpadders :D

Your Awesomeness, Faye (@GummyChandeliers) here, along with Sierra (@ccume123)! (I know, her username has 'cum' in it lol. I would tell her, but I guess she'll find out when she reads this *shrugs*)

I'mma do this real short and quick, mkay?
•Favorite food: I love dumplings, potstickers, chow mein, empanadas. AND FRIED CHICKEN GIVES ME LIFE.
•God accidentally knocked over the whole bottle of weirdness while reaching for the fabulousness while creating me.
•I like potatoes. Potatoes. Potahtoes. Pahtahtoes. Pahtahtasss.
•*latino accent* I don't eat junk food often (who am I kidding, of course I do), but when I do, I eat barbecue Ruffles.
•Me with people who openly don't like me: "You little stupid-ass bitch, I ain't fuckin with YOU"
•El pollo LOCO. Hehe. Soy loca. Soy muy loca.
•I'm not your average asian (filipino, bitchesss), so if you're one of those judge-y and/or racist people . . . *punches hole into door* *drop-kicks people out of hole* VETE A LA MIERDA Y HASTA LA VISTA, BABY
•this became kinda long.
•I don't really care
•I like music. Like, a lot.

Aaaaand done. Now, onto the lesser of us two!

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My name is Sierra and I'm too fucking lazy to fucking write anything about myself because I'm a hœ :D BTW Faye is bæ and way more awesome than me :D
  • Faye may or may not be doing something stupid. Sierra is most likely (definitely) laughing at me.
  • JoinedMay 4, 2015

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