WeFoundIshmael

my mom just bought a butterball turkey after I told her not to and showed her the video that got leaked. she said "that happens everywhere it doesn't matter."  like what....

WeFoundIshmael

hiccup is so fine

WeFoundIshmael

it took my dad 40 years to find the love he has now. if it takes me that long to find mine, it will have been worth it.

boemaxl

@ WeFoundIshmael  i wish you good luck on your love life :)
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WeFoundIshmael

my dad: *turns on the hockey game*
          also my dad: *falls asleep immediately*

harryandhisbaby

It’s here!! The first chapter of my Advent calendar book—Paper Snowflakes—is out! From now until December 24th, I’ll be posting a new chapter daily. It’s a Larry fanfic (enemies to lovers) available in both English and German. Happy reading, and let the countdown to Christmas begin!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1495521389?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create_on_publish&wp_uname=harryandhisbaby

WeFoundIshmael

I think I have a chance with this one 

WeFoundIshmael

@tommos_avocados thanks lmaooo I still want him tho 
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tommos_avocados

@WeFoundIshmael oh bye u can do sm better than that LMAOO u don’t need him love dwdw
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