My name is Sloth, because at birth I was mistaken for one. My father is half sloth as well. My hobbies are youtubers (Emma Blackery, Danisnotonfire or Dan Howell, AmazingPhil or Phil Lester, IISuperwomanII, Markiplier and occasionally Pewdiepie or Jacksepticeye) and listening to those music styles that everybody usually hates me for (My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, We Are The In Crowd, The Pretty Reckless, occasionally Green Day and Fall Out Boy). MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO UP? AGHHHHH! *cough* Anyway... Why did the pizza have no pepperoni? (pauses for effect) I DONT KNOW, ASK HIM! *crickets everywhere*
Sidenote: AGENTS OF SHIELD OMG CANT WAIT FITZSIMMONS FOR LYFE
That is all.
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WeProbablyCant
Aug 29, 2014 02:39PM
@Randon_Person46 Being a sloth, I have witnessed many sightings of unicorns but have yet to come across a dragon. Maybe, in the near future, I will see a dragon. I will tell you in descriprive detail...View all Conversations