Joint Account! For you dummies out there who need everything written out for you =D

Violet Speaks:
-Australian Fuckahs!
-Call meh MAYBEH? 819-017-1910
-I randomly typed that number. 
-you're already in love with me. I can tell. 
-Fucking psychic. Yeah. That's right. 
-Other account @DarkUnfortunateSoul
-I have so much swag. I have no clue how I'm fucking single. 
-I'm the badass, sexy, awesome, funny, etc one. Jessie is just here because I love her <3
-I'm tall. I'm in kickboxing and other shit.  I'll kill you =] With a smile, of course. 
-I can destroy you mentally, physically, socially, you name it. Ask Jessie. She shall back this up. 
-Leave her and her pathetic 4 feet and eleven inches of height alone of I may just have to cut off certain parts of you....(: 
-I'm admired by all. No use in denying it. 
-It's Friday BITCHES!
-Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to fuck!!!!
-You may go now.  Before you leave, make sure you take a brochure and a breath mint. Come again soon =D or don't. Fucka does it look like I care?
=D <3

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Jessie Speaks:
-Italian bitches!
-Call me (; 367-763-3897
-Thats not my phone number. Its some random person's
-Im psychic as well. (I'm more psychic)
-Other account: @jessielovesyou123
-I'm not single. But I act like I am :3
-I'm a short, violent, crazy one who will cut yo down with my vicious, vicious words. Because Im short and cant do much else(me crazy too)
-Violet will destroy you in every way(see?)
-If you do not leave my pathetic height alone not only will Violet kill you and your dick or any other important part, but I will destroy your entire wattpad account :D
-I love Violet as well<3 but im here cause without me, she would be nowhere in life and she knows it!(You wish)
-Im not short Im travel size for your convenience 
-I spelled that wrong(fixed it)
-currently out of breath mints. Go out and buy your own we cant afford to keep feeding you breath mints. My printer broke so we dont have brochures either...js
<3 loves