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AND FUCK YOU TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I NEVER LIKED YOU. 

I WENT ON MY FIRST DATE TONIGHT OMG-
          IT WAS A MAN I MET ON HINGE AND I FEEL LIKE A MAIN CHARACTER OMG- we were both two awkward people who haven’t gone out on dates in awhile and we went on a walk afterwards. He was so sweet omg??? We’re already planning a second date. 

ERIC DANE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LORD WHY ARE YOU TAKING EVERYONE BUT ORANGE YAMTITS, MAN.  (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

I’m sorry but Murdoc from Gorillaz is so hot. 

Here’s to hoping 2026 will be a better year. 

I need Joseph Morgan so fucking bad. 

YES I WILL BE VERY FUCKING BUSY ON APRIL 24TH 2026 BECAUSE I WILL BE MOURNING A MAN I WAS BORN TOO LATE TO MEET OR SEE. 

Dan and Phil hard launching that they’ve been a couple the entire time makes me feel like I still need to smoke the biggest bong. I literally got made fun of for being weird and they were a safe space for me bro. 

DAN AND PHIL ARE FUCKING DATING OMG ;.; I ALREADY KNEW DEEP DOWN AND I LOVE THEM SM. 

My 23andMe updated and I’ve been lied to my whole life. I was told I was very French, very German, and very British and Celtic lmfao. I literally have 2% French and I’m a quarter Swiss and fucking Austrian with Dutch and German. I’m still British and Celtic though. Turns out I got a tiny bit of Italian and I’m almost 1% Spanish and Portuguese. ;.;